1 00:00:08,896 --> 00:00:10,068 Are you ready, kids? 2 00:00:10,172 --> 00:00:11,896 Aye, aye, Captain! 3 00:00:12,000 --> 00:00:13,344 I can't hear you. 4 00:00:13,448 --> 00:00:15,068 Aye, aye, Captain! 5 00:00:15,172 --> 00:00:18,310 ♪ Oh... 6 00:00:18,413 --> 00:00:20,344 ♪ Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? ♪ 7 00:00:20,448 --> 00:00:22,379 ♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪ 8 00:00:22,482 --> 00:00:24,689 ♪ Absorbent and yellow and porous is he. ♪ 9 00:00:24,793 --> 00:00:26,310 ♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪ 10 00:00:26,413 --> 00:00:28,344 ♪ If nautical nonsense be something you wish... ♪ 11 00:00:28,448 --> 00:00:29,931 ♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪ 12 00:00:30,344 --> 00:00:32,344 ♪ Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish. ♪ 13 00:00:32,448 --> 00:00:34,379 ♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪ 14 00:00:34,482 --> 00:00:36,310 ♪ Ready? SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪ 15 00:00:36,413 --> 00:00:39,241 ♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! 16 00:00:39,344 --> 00:00:40,206 ♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! 17 00:00:40,310 --> 00:00:42,758 ♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! 18 00:00:45,137 --> 00:00:48,655 Captioning sponsored by THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION 19 00:00:48,758 --> 00:00:50,689 and NICKELODEON 20 00:01:07,137 --> 00:01:09,172 Wait for it... 21 00:01:25,931 --> 00:01:27,689 Another day, another migraine. 22 00:01:29,137 --> 00:01:30,275 Mi... 23 00:01:34,000 --> 00:01:35,551 graine. 24 00:01:38,103 --> 00:01:39,620 Isn't it great 25 00:01:39,724 --> 00:01:42,172 working at the Krusty Krab, Squidward? 26 00:01:42,275 --> 00:01:43,172 Huh? Isn't it? 27 00:01:43,275 --> 00:01:44,275 Working here? 28 00:01:44,379 --> 00:01:45,379 Yeah, great. 29 00:01:45,413 --> 00:01:46,586 Yeah.Yeah. 30 00:01:46,689 --> 00:01:47,689 Oh, yeah. Yes! 31 00:01:47,793 --> 00:01:49,137 Hold that thought, Squidward. 32 00:01:49,241 --> 00:01:52,482 I'm due in the parking lot for early morning litter patrol. 33 00:01:52,586 --> 00:01:54,379 May Neptune shine brightly on my harvest. 34 00:01:58,137 --> 00:01:59,620 Litter. 35 00:01:59,724 --> 00:02:02,103 Looks like someone missed the trash basket, 36 00:02:02,206 --> 00:02:03,241 huh, Mr. Candy Wrapper? 37 00:02:03,344 --> 00:02:05,068 Kids these days. 38 00:02:07,034 --> 00:02:08,862 I've never seen such an epidemic! 39 00:02:08,965 --> 00:02:10,931 Well, at least it's all over now. 40 00:02:12,413 --> 00:02:14,000 Huh? 41 00:02:14,103 --> 00:02:15,448 Huh?! 42 00:02:15,551 --> 00:02:16,551 Huh? 43 00:02:24,034 --> 00:02:26,724 Where is all this litter coming from? 44 00:02:31,448 --> 00:02:33,689 Not on my watch. 45 00:02:33,793 --> 00:02:35,241 Sir, I will have you know 46 00:02:35,344 --> 00:02:36,862 it's against the law to litter. 47 00:02:36,965 --> 00:02:38,965 Ha! What are you going to do, 48 00:02:39,068 --> 00:02:40,068 call the police? 49 00:02:41,172 --> 00:02:42,206 Yes. 50 00:02:48,586 --> 00:02:50,724 How's it going, lieutenant? 51 00:02:50,827 --> 00:02:53,551 Well, let's just say I hope our litterbug there 52 00:02:53,655 --> 00:02:55,448 saved room for his just desserts. 53 00:02:56,965 --> 00:02:57,965 Yeah! 54 00:02:58,068 --> 00:03:00,172 Just desserts. 55 00:03:00,275 --> 00:03:01,896 Whatever. 56 00:03:02,000 --> 00:03:04,000 SpongeBob, don't you know who that is? 57 00:03:04,103 --> 00:03:04,862 Who? 58 00:03:04,965 --> 00:03:07,586 That's the Tattletale Strangler! 59 00:03:07,689 --> 00:03:08,517 Who? 60 00:03:08,620 --> 00:03:10,000 The Tattletale Strangler! 61 00:03:10,103 --> 00:03:12,137 He's promised to strangle anyone 62 00:03:12,241 --> 00:03:13,827 who turns him in! 63 00:03:17,034 --> 00:03:19,310 He seems kind of angry with us, eh, Squidward? 64 00:03:20,379 --> 00:03:21,275 Squidward? 65 00:03:21,379 --> 00:03:22,517 Squidward! 66 00:03:22,620 --> 00:03:25,103 You're going to do time, Strangler. 67 00:03:25,206 --> 00:03:26,275 Hard time. 68 00:03:26,379 --> 00:03:27,620 Hi, officers. 69 00:03:27,724 --> 00:03:29,586 So he's going to jail, right? 70 00:03:29,689 --> 00:03:30,758 Who, Strangler? 71 00:03:30,862 --> 00:03:32,310 Yeah, Strangler. 72 00:03:32,413 --> 00:03:33,482 Oh, yeah. 73 00:03:33,586 --> 00:03:35,517 He's going to jail for a long time. 74 00:03:35,620 --> 00:03:37,310 Hey, that looks like me! 75 00:03:44,448 --> 00:03:45,965 Don't worry, SpongeBob, 76 00:03:46,068 --> 00:03:47,862 he won't be able to strangle you. 77 00:03:47,965 --> 00:03:50,172 Yeah, we got him chained up real good. 78 00:03:50,275 --> 00:03:51,482 He'll never get away. 79 00:03:51,586 --> 00:03:52,862 Oops, not again. 80 00:03:52,965 --> 00:03:54,482 Yup, he got away. 81 00:03:57,034 --> 00:04:00,724 You nice officers will protect me, right? 82 00:04:00,827 --> 00:04:02,862 We ain't bodyguards, kid. 83 00:04:02,965 --> 00:04:04,413 Yeah, give us a call 84 00:04:04,517 --> 00:04:06,793 if you see him again, tattletale. 85 00:04:10,206 --> 00:04:13,103 Those officers are right... I need a bodyguard. 86 00:04:13,206 --> 00:04:15,310 Mr. Krabs! 87 00:04:15,413 --> 00:04:17,379 There's a maniac after me. 88 00:04:17,482 --> 00:04:19,068 I need a bodyguard! 89 00:04:21,344 --> 00:04:24,551 I wasn't five-time golden claws in the navy 90 00:04:24,655 --> 00:04:25,655 for nothing. 91 00:04:25,724 --> 00:04:27,000 When he see me moves, 92 00:04:27,103 --> 00:04:28,965 he'll be running scared. 93 00:04:29,068 --> 00:04:31,103 So where is this little bully, 94 00:04:31,206 --> 00:04:32,448 down at the park? 95 00:04:32,551 --> 00:04:33,931 The soda shop? 96 00:04:34,034 --> 00:04:35,862 What does he look like, eh, boy? 97 00:04:35,965 --> 00:04:37,344 This would be him, Mr. Krabs. 98 00:04:38,620 --> 00:04:40,862 The Tattletale Strangler! 99 00:04:40,965 --> 00:04:42,413 Go away, SpongeBob. 100 00:04:42,517 --> 00:04:44,862 Take your death cloud with you! 101 00:04:56,275 --> 00:04:57,827 Hold me! Hold me! 102 00:04:59,655 --> 00:05:01,689 That's it, I got to get out of town 103 00:05:01,793 --> 00:05:02,965 till I can find a bodyguard. 104 00:05:03,068 --> 00:05:04,586 Bodyguard, huh? 105 00:05:04,689 --> 00:05:06,517 Uh, I might be able to help you out. 106 00:05:06,620 --> 00:05:08,034 You don't understand, mister. 107 00:05:08,137 --> 00:05:11,206 I need protection from the scariest guy in town. 108 00:05:11,310 --> 00:05:12,413 Here's his picture. 109 00:05:13,931 --> 00:05:15,310 He doesn't look so tough. 110 00:05:15,413 --> 00:05:16,862 I tattled on him, 111 00:05:16,965 --> 00:05:18,931 and now he wants to strangle me 112 00:05:19,034 --> 00:05:20,724 with his diabolical hands! 113 00:05:20,827 --> 00:05:22,413 I hope they're not dirty. 114 00:05:27,206 --> 00:05:28,965 Huh? 115 00:05:29,068 --> 00:05:32,620 Uh-oh, there's too many witnesses around here. 116 00:05:32,724 --> 00:05:35,551 Listen, kid, I could be your bodyguard. 117 00:05:35,655 --> 00:05:36,965 Here's my card. 118 00:05:37,068 --> 00:05:37,758 Hmm... 119 00:05:37,862 --> 00:05:39,413 Looks good to me. 120 00:05:39,517 --> 00:05:40,689 You're hired! 121 00:05:40,793 --> 00:05:42,724 I feel safer already. What's next? 122 00:05:42,827 --> 00:05:45,275 Well, the maniac could be anywhere 123 00:05:45,379 --> 00:05:46,758 wearing a disguise. 124 00:05:46,862 --> 00:05:48,379 He could be that old man. 125 00:05:48,482 --> 00:05:49,482 Or that baby. 126 00:05:49,586 --> 00:05:50,689 Or that pebble! 127 00:05:50,793 --> 00:05:51,689 Or that stick. 128 00:05:51,793 --> 00:05:52,862 Or that receipt 129 00:05:52,965 --> 00:05:55,275 for the Phony Baloney Mustache Emporium. 130 00:05:55,379 --> 00:05:56,517 Huh? Uh, that's mine. 131 00:05:56,620 --> 00:05:59,517 Oh, bodyguard, my body is in your guarding hands. 132 00:05:59,620 --> 00:06:01,103 What do we do first? 133 00:06:01,206 --> 00:06:04,896 Uh... I suggest we go to a nice quiet, secluded location, 134 00:06:05,000 --> 00:06:07,517 like behind an old dumpster, or a dark alley. 135 00:06:07,620 --> 00:06:08,793 We could go to my house 136 00:06:08,896 --> 00:06:10,413 and turn off all the lights. 137 00:06:10,517 --> 00:06:11,862 Perfect. 138 00:06:11,965 --> 00:06:14,448 That way no one could hear you being strangled... 139 00:06:14,551 --> 00:06:16,034 I mean, uh, uh, protected. 140 00:06:18,310 --> 00:06:20,275 Perfect. 141 00:06:20,379 --> 00:06:22,551 Yes, excellent. 142 00:06:33,172 --> 00:06:35,172 Ah, but first I got to do a few errands. 143 00:06:35,275 --> 00:06:37,137 Uh, okay, but let's make it quick. 144 00:06:37,241 --> 00:06:39,172 "Quick" is my middle name. 145 00:06:40,137 --> 00:06:42,103 Let's see, paper towels. 146 00:06:42,206 --> 00:06:45,172 This one says, "Best paper towel around." 147 00:06:45,275 --> 00:06:47,655 This one says, "Best paper towel in town." 148 00:06:47,758 --> 00:06:48,758 Hmm. 149 00:06:48,793 --> 00:06:49,620 "In town." 150 00:06:49,724 --> 00:06:50,724 "Around." 151 00:06:50,793 --> 00:06:52,620 "In town." 152 00:06:52,724 --> 00:06:53,965 "Around." 153 00:06:54,068 --> 00:06:55,758 What do you think, bodyguard? 154 00:06:55,862 --> 00:06:58,310 Whatever gets us to your house quicker. 155 00:06:58,413 --> 00:07:00,103 I'll take both! 156 00:07:00,206 --> 00:07:02,275 Here you go, Mr. SquarePants. 157 00:07:02,379 --> 00:07:03,689 Hmm... 158 00:07:03,793 --> 00:07:05,000 Is there something wrong? 159 00:07:05,103 --> 00:07:08,275 I'm not sure if these are my pants. 160 00:07:13,241 --> 00:07:14,758 How about this one, bodyguard? 161 00:07:14,862 --> 00:07:15,862 Too overbearing? 162 00:07:15,965 --> 00:07:18,655 Can we just go to your house? 163 00:07:19,931 --> 00:07:21,931 Here we are, SquarePants Manor. 164 00:07:22,034 --> 00:07:24,413 Bodyguard, let me just take this opportunity 165 00:07:24,517 --> 00:07:28,137 to say you're the best bodyguard a fellow could hope to have. 166 00:07:28,241 --> 00:07:30,413 All right, enough of the sappy talk. 167 00:07:30,517 --> 00:07:33,103 Open the door so I can strangle you... 168 00:07:33,206 --> 00:07:34,344 I mean, uh, choke you... 169 00:07:34,448 --> 00:07:36,896 I mean, uh, crush your windpipe... I mean... 170 00:07:37,000 --> 00:07:37,793 "Protect me"? 171 00:07:37,896 --> 00:07:38,896 Thanks. 172 00:07:38,931 --> 00:07:40,275 Don't mention it, Strangler... 173 00:07:41,517 --> 00:07:42,241 I mean "bodyguard." 174 00:07:42,344 --> 00:07:43,827 Now, where did I put my key? 175 00:07:48,586 --> 00:07:50,241 Well, I can't find them. 176 00:07:50,344 --> 00:07:51,758 Do you want to take a look? 177 00:07:51,862 --> 00:07:53,896 Forget the key! 178 00:07:54,000 --> 00:07:55,551 Let's climb through this window. 179 00:07:56,689 --> 00:07:58,137 I can't reach it. 180 00:07:58,241 --> 00:08:00,344 Can you hop up on my shoulders, kid? 181 00:08:00,448 --> 00:08:01,551 Sure. 182 00:08:01,655 --> 00:08:04,344 With these spiky cleats, anything is possible. 183 00:08:05,517 --> 00:08:06,620 "Cleats"? 184 00:08:08,379 --> 00:08:10,310 Get your feet out of my eye sockets! 185 00:08:10,413 --> 00:08:13,965 I'm trying, but my cleats are stuck in your corneas! 186 00:08:19,034 --> 00:08:21,344 Get off! Get off! 187 00:08:25,965 --> 00:08:28,448 Oh, oh, oh! 188 00:08:30,655 --> 00:08:32,379 Don't be mad, bodyguard. 189 00:08:32,482 --> 00:08:34,931 Let me just grab the key I keep under the mat 190 00:08:35,034 --> 00:08:37,000 and we can get inside. 191 00:08:40,034 --> 00:08:41,793 There you are, you little rascal. 192 00:08:41,896 --> 00:08:43,206 Now to put it in the lock, 193 00:08:43,310 --> 00:08:45,482 which should activate the tumblers, 194 00:08:45,586 --> 00:08:46,896 thus opening the door. 195 00:08:47,000 --> 00:08:49,379 Step inside... 196 00:08:49,482 --> 00:08:52,137 Close the door... 197 00:08:52,931 --> 00:08:54,310 Well, here we are. 198 00:08:54,413 --> 00:08:58,137 I finally got you all alone! 199 00:09:01,344 --> 00:09:03,517 I know, isn't it great? 200 00:09:10,103 --> 00:09:11,344 Ooh! 201 00:09:12,448 --> 00:09:16,034 Now you're going to get yours, tattletale! 202 00:09:16,137 --> 00:09:18,413 Surprise! Surprise! Surprise! Surprise! 203 00:09:20,241 --> 00:09:23,482 A surprise party to celebrate 204 00:09:23,586 --> 00:09:26,551 my perfect on-time percentage at work? 205 00:09:26,655 --> 00:09:28,000 Oh, how'd you guys know? 206 00:09:28,103 --> 00:09:30,379 It's on the invitations you sent us. 207 00:09:30,482 --> 00:09:31,896 Let's boogie! 208 00:09:40,862 --> 00:09:43,379 Bye, everybody, thanks for coming! 209 00:09:43,482 --> 00:09:46,344 Bye, Mr. Krabs, bye, Plankton, bye, Sandy, bye, Larry, 210 00:09:46,448 --> 00:09:49,482 bye, Pearl, bye, Mrs. Puff, bye, Squidward, bye, the rest. 211 00:09:54,517 --> 00:09:56,034 Alone at last. 212 00:09:56,137 --> 00:09:58,724 Huh? What? What? 213 00:09:58,827 --> 00:10:01,689 So we're all alone now? 214 00:10:01,793 --> 00:10:03,862 Just you, me and the floorboards. 215 00:10:07,172 --> 00:10:09,689 Yeah! 216 00:10:13,793 --> 00:10:17,000 Happy birthday, SpongeBob! 217 00:10:17,103 --> 00:10:19,275 How did you guys know today is my birthday? 218 00:10:19,379 --> 00:10:22,241 We just do what the invitations say. 219 00:10:22,344 --> 00:10:24,517 Let's boogie some more! 220 00:10:35,103 --> 00:10:37,310 Thanks for coming! 221 00:10:37,413 --> 00:10:38,413 Whew! 222 00:10:39,482 --> 00:10:40,379 Alone again. 223 00:10:40,482 --> 00:10:41,206 Is it true? 224 00:10:41,310 --> 00:10:42,724 Everybody's gone? 225 00:10:42,827 --> 00:10:43,724 Uh-huh. 226 00:10:43,827 --> 00:10:45,241 No more parties today? 227 00:10:45,344 --> 00:10:47,137 You've got everything you need now? 228 00:10:47,241 --> 00:10:49,344 Nobody's left, we're completely alone? 229 00:10:49,448 --> 00:10:50,551 Oh, yeah. 230 00:10:50,655 --> 00:10:52,137 In that case... 231 00:10:54,310 --> 00:10:55,896 Great parties, huh? 232 00:10:56,000 --> 00:10:57,000 Oh! 233 00:10:57,103 --> 00:10:58,793 Sorry, tubby, you got to go. 234 00:10:58,896 --> 00:11:00,586 Wait, we can trust Patrick. 235 00:11:00,689 --> 00:11:01,965 He's my best friend. 236 00:11:02,068 --> 00:11:03,724 Well, uh, I can't take any chances. 237 00:11:03,827 --> 00:11:06,586 For all we know, uh, he could be the Strangler. 238 00:11:06,689 --> 00:11:08,206 I'm the Strangler?! 239 00:11:08,310 --> 00:11:09,931 Oh, I should have known! 240 00:11:10,034 --> 00:11:11,241 I got to turn myself in! 241 00:11:14,965 --> 00:11:17,448 So Patrick's the Strangler. 242 00:11:17,551 --> 00:11:19,310 Gee, you think you know a guy. 243 00:11:19,413 --> 00:11:21,068 He's not the Strangler! 244 00:11:21,172 --> 00:11:22,172 He's not? 245 00:11:23,172 --> 00:11:25,275 I am! 246 00:11:25,379 --> 00:11:27,862 Hey, how'd you do that without shaving cream? 247 00:11:27,965 --> 00:11:29,448 Oh, it's a fake, you idiot! 248 00:11:29,551 --> 00:11:31,137 I bought it at the party store! 249 00:11:31,241 --> 00:11:33,068 Did someone say "party"? 250 00:11:36,275 --> 00:11:38,862 I can't take it! 251 00:11:38,965 --> 00:11:40,965 Wait, bodyguard, I need protection! 252 00:11:41,068 --> 00:11:42,206 Step on it! 253 00:11:42,310 --> 00:11:43,793 I'm being chased by a maniac! 254 00:11:45,137 --> 00:11:46,413 I'm not safe! 255 00:11:46,517 --> 00:11:47,793 Come back! 256 00:11:52,551 --> 00:11:54,103 Finally! Away from that guy. 257 00:11:54,206 --> 00:11:55,758 Good idea, bodyguard. 258 00:11:55,862 --> 00:11:57,172 He'll never find us up here. 259 00:12:03,206 --> 00:12:05,137 Good thinking, bodyguard. 260 00:12:05,241 --> 00:12:07,655 The Strangler could have been on that plane. 261 00:12:10,448 --> 00:12:12,068 Bodyguard! Bodyguard! 262 00:12:12,172 --> 00:12:14,379 Look, kid... 263 00:12:14,482 --> 00:12:17,068 I'm not your bodyguard! 264 00:12:18,758 --> 00:12:21,379 I'm the Strangler. 265 00:12:21,482 --> 00:12:22,517 See? 266 00:12:24,931 --> 00:12:26,344 The Strangler! 267 00:12:26,448 --> 00:12:28,034 Good work, SpongeBob. 268 00:12:28,137 --> 00:12:30,586 You put the Strangler behind bars. 269 00:12:30,689 --> 00:12:33,758 At least I'm safe from that yellow idiot. 270 00:12:33,862 --> 00:12:35,103 Hey, Mack. 271 00:12:35,206 --> 00:12:36,793 What are you in for? 272 00:12:49,137 --> 00:12:52,758 Well, Patrick, here it is, the Palace of Pranks, 273 00:12:52,862 --> 00:12:55,551 the greatest novelty shop in Bikini Bottom. 274 00:12:55,655 --> 00:12:58,103 All the greatest pranksters shop here. 275 00:12:58,206 --> 00:13:01,103 This is where I got my gag seanut brittle can. 276 00:13:01,206 --> 00:13:02,965 Oh, boy, seanut brittle... Give me! 277 00:13:03,068 --> 00:13:05,275 Patrick, wait, it's a booby trap, remember? 278 00:13:05,379 --> 00:13:08,586 Nice try, SquarePants, but it's not going to work this time. 279 00:13:08,689 --> 00:13:11,758 I'm going to have some of your delicious seanut brittle. 280 00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:14,448 Where's the seanut brittle? 281 00:13:16,275 --> 00:13:18,896 That gets funnier every time you say it, Patrick. 282 00:13:19,000 --> 00:13:20,344 Come on, let's go inside. 283 00:13:20,448 --> 00:13:22,310 Seanut brittle. 284 00:13:24,551 --> 00:13:26,275 Ah! 285 00:13:26,379 --> 00:13:29,448 Nothing compares to the smell of cheap plastic novelty items. 286 00:13:29,551 --> 00:13:33,275 Pranks, gags and gross-out toys as far as the eye can see. 287 00:13:33,379 --> 00:13:36,000 Isn't it everything I said it would be, Patrick? 288 00:13:36,103 --> 00:13:37,310 Hey, seanut brittle! 289 00:13:38,586 --> 00:13:39,724 Oh, darn it, not again. 290 00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:43,344 Good to see you, SpongeBob. 291 00:13:43,448 --> 00:13:45,620 How's my number one customer doing? 292 00:13:45,724 --> 00:13:46,724 Great, Frank. 293 00:13:46,793 --> 00:13:48,068 This is my friend, Patrick. 294 00:13:48,172 --> 00:13:49,931 He wants to become a prankster, too. 295 00:13:50,034 --> 00:13:51,862 Well, pleasure to meet you, Patrick. 296 00:13:55,310 --> 00:13:57,448 That's your first lesson, son... 297 00:13:57,551 --> 00:13:59,310 The granddaddy of all pranks, 298 00:13:59,413 --> 00:14:00,482 the joy buzzer. 299 00:14:00,586 --> 00:14:01,655 I don't get it. 300 00:14:01,758 --> 00:14:03,103 You don't have to get it. 301 00:14:03,206 --> 00:14:06,206 The prank is for the enjoyment of the prankster. 302 00:14:06,310 --> 00:14:08,931 You see, Patrick, Frank here is the master. 303 00:14:09,034 --> 00:14:11,655 I learned all I know about pranks from him. 304 00:14:11,758 --> 00:14:13,206 Frank, let's see what you've got. 305 00:14:13,310 --> 00:14:15,379 Well, this came in just this morning. 306 00:14:15,482 --> 00:14:16,965 Have some gum. 307 00:14:20,068 --> 00:14:23,000 Ha! Exploding chewing gum, only $9.95. 308 00:14:23,103 --> 00:14:24,275 I don't get it. 309 00:14:24,379 --> 00:14:26,172 What can we get for one dollar? 310 00:14:26,275 --> 00:14:28,551 One dollar will get you this fake gag dollar... 311 00:14:28,655 --> 00:14:31,655 Fool your friends into thinking you've got a real dollar. 312 00:14:31,758 --> 00:14:32,965 What else have you got? 313 00:14:33,068 --> 00:14:34,137 A whoopee cushion? 314 00:14:34,241 --> 00:14:34,793 Nah. 315 00:14:34,896 --> 00:14:36,103 Fake vomit. 316 00:14:36,206 --> 00:14:36,827 No. 317 00:14:36,931 --> 00:14:38,137 Real vomit. 318 00:14:38,241 --> 00:14:38,931 Eww! 319 00:14:39,034 --> 00:14:40,310 Have anything good? 320 00:14:40,413 --> 00:14:43,448 Well, there is one prank that I've been saving 321 00:14:43,551 --> 00:14:46,413 for a real top-of-the-line prankster... 322 00:14:46,517 --> 00:14:48,655 Invisible spray. 323 00:14:48,758 --> 00:14:51,827 Wow, invisible spray! 324 00:14:51,931 --> 00:14:53,241 But I can see it. 325 00:14:53,344 --> 00:14:55,551 Gee, Patrick, just think of the pranks 326 00:14:55,655 --> 00:14:56,827 we could pull with this. 327 00:14:58,379 --> 00:14:59,379 Good choice. 328 00:14:59,413 --> 00:15:01,379 Now, be careful with that stuff, boys. 329 00:15:01,482 --> 00:15:02,344 It stains clothes. 330 00:15:02,448 --> 00:15:03,689 Thanks, Frank. 331 00:15:03,793 --> 00:15:06,034 Here it is, Patrick, 332 00:15:06,137 --> 00:15:07,344 the ultimate prank... 333 00:15:07,448 --> 00:15:08,310 Invisible spray. 334 00:15:08,413 --> 00:15:10,413 What are we going to do with it? 335 00:15:10,517 --> 00:15:11,724 I know! 336 00:15:11,827 --> 00:15:13,413 We'll go spray the park bench 337 00:15:13,517 --> 00:15:14,655 and then sit on it, 338 00:15:14,758 --> 00:15:16,172 and when people walk by, 339 00:15:16,275 --> 00:15:18,241 we'll be floating in midair. 340 00:15:19,206 --> 00:15:20,586 They're floating in midair! 341 00:15:20,689 --> 00:15:22,068 How do they do that? 342 00:15:22,896 --> 00:15:24,724 That's the ultimate prank! 343 00:15:24,827 --> 00:15:26,241 Good idea, SpongeBob! 344 00:15:26,344 --> 00:15:27,689 Well, let's get started. 345 00:15:28,724 --> 00:15:30,000 Okay, I'm ready. 346 00:15:30,103 --> 00:15:33,206 Any particular reason you took your pants off? 347 00:15:33,310 --> 00:15:35,482 Well, that stuff stains clothes, right? 348 00:15:35,586 --> 00:15:38,000 That it does, Patrick, that it does. 349 00:15:38,103 --> 00:15:39,103 Good thinking. 350 00:15:39,137 --> 00:15:41,310 Here, hold this a second. 351 00:15:41,413 --> 00:15:43,241 Okay, Patrick, give me the can. 352 00:15:43,344 --> 00:15:46,172 I think since spraying the park bench was my idea, 353 00:15:46,275 --> 00:15:47,827 I should get to spray it. 354 00:15:47,931 --> 00:15:49,482 Patrick, spraying the park bench 355 00:15:49,586 --> 00:15:50,758 was myidea. 356 00:15:50,862 --> 00:15:52,758 Yeah, but I said it was a good idea. 357 00:15:52,862 --> 00:15:53,862 Give me that thing. 358 00:15:59,413 --> 00:16:01,310 Hey, the invisible spray works! 359 00:16:01,413 --> 00:16:03,413 And on your right if you look, 360 00:16:03,517 --> 00:16:06,586 you'll see two naked guys fighting over a can of paint. 361 00:16:09,793 --> 00:16:11,655 Oh, my gosh, Patrick, help me find our clothes! 362 00:16:16,034 --> 00:16:17,931 I got to handit to you, SpongeBob. 363 00:16:18,034 --> 00:16:19,068 You look kind of funny. 364 00:16:21,241 --> 00:16:22,482 Righty, where are you? 365 00:16:23,724 --> 00:16:25,241 No one messes with Righty! 366 00:16:25,344 --> 00:16:26,655 We'll see how youlike it. 367 00:16:29,172 --> 00:16:31,413 Kind of gives you an emptyfeeling, huh? 368 00:16:32,482 --> 00:16:33,482 Yeah! 369 00:16:34,344 --> 00:16:35,620 I seewhat you mean. 370 00:16:39,068 --> 00:16:40,103 No guts, no glory! 371 00:16:45,931 --> 00:16:47,448 I think this thing is empty. 372 00:16:47,551 --> 00:16:49,310 Oh, no, it can't be! 373 00:16:49,413 --> 00:16:51,689 How are we going to pull off the ultimate prank? 374 00:16:51,793 --> 00:16:52,931 Thanks a lot, Patrick. 375 00:16:53,034 --> 00:16:54,068 You used the last of it. 376 00:16:55,862 --> 00:16:57,275 Hey, I think I found our pants. 377 00:16:58,344 --> 00:17:00,241 Oops! Here, these are yours. 378 00:17:00,344 --> 00:17:01,896 Oh, forget the pants, Patrick. 379 00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:04,000 Let's get home and wash this paint off. 380 00:17:04,103 --> 00:17:06,310 Hey, SpongeBob, do you know what time it is? 381 00:17:06,413 --> 00:17:09,620 Oh, sure, it's... half past invisible. 382 00:17:09,724 --> 00:17:11,034 Gee, it's getting late. 383 00:17:11,137 --> 00:17:12,482 Let's ask this guy. 384 00:17:12,586 --> 00:17:14,758 Sir, but do you have the time? 385 00:17:14,862 --> 00:17:16,000 Sure, it's ten to 3:00. 386 00:17:16,103 --> 00:17:17,103 Thank you. 387 00:17:17,137 --> 00:17:18,034 Don't mention it. 388 00:17:18,137 --> 00:17:19,448 Don't mention what? 389 00:17:19,551 --> 00:17:20,551 Who said that? 390 00:17:20,620 --> 00:17:21,620 Me. 391 00:17:22,620 --> 00:17:23,758 Ghosts! 392 00:17:26,413 --> 00:17:28,034 Hey, I'm no ghost! 393 00:17:28,137 --> 00:17:30,965 The nerve of that guy and his driving eyeballs. 394 00:17:31,068 --> 00:17:33,034 Wait a second, Patrick, 395 00:17:33,137 --> 00:17:34,827 my brain just hatched an idea. 396 00:17:34,931 --> 00:17:35,931 Lay it on me. 397 00:17:36,034 --> 00:17:37,827 Okay, we're invisible, right? 398 00:17:37,931 --> 00:17:39,206 Yeah. 399 00:17:39,310 --> 00:17:41,379 If that guy thought we were ghosts, 400 00:17:41,482 --> 00:17:43,758 we could haunt everybody in Bikini Bottom. 401 00:17:43,862 --> 00:17:45,344 Oh, it's the ultimate prank. 402 00:17:45,448 --> 00:17:46,551 High five! 403 00:17:47,586 --> 00:17:50,551 Let's go scare us some suckers. 404 00:17:55,655 --> 00:17:56,689 Huh? 405 00:17:59,620 --> 00:18:01,586 That's funny, I thought I heard voices. 406 00:18:01,689 --> 00:18:03,068 Huh? 407 00:18:03,172 --> 00:18:06,137 I thought I left that glass of peanut juice on the table. 408 00:18:06,241 --> 00:18:08,793 And didn't I toss that old lamp out yesterday? 409 00:18:08,896 --> 00:18:12,896 And since when did I acquire all these portraits of Patrick? 410 00:18:16,034 --> 00:18:18,172 We're ghosts. 411 00:18:22,068 --> 00:18:23,655 I knew it was you guys! 412 00:18:23,758 --> 00:18:25,344 All right, joke's over. 413 00:18:25,448 --> 00:18:27,206 Take off the sheets. 414 00:18:28,344 --> 00:18:29,344 It isghosts! 415 00:18:41,448 --> 00:18:43,620 Boy, we really scared her! 416 00:18:44,862 --> 00:18:48,000 Who's going to be our next victim? 417 00:18:48,103 --> 00:18:51,310 A better question would be, "Who isn't?" 418 00:18:52,827 --> 00:18:55,206 Double-dark deep-sea light diet cake! 419 00:18:56,482 --> 00:18:58,275 You will soon be mine. 420 00:19:05,344 --> 00:19:08,793 Ghosts! 421 00:19:15,655 --> 00:19:17,310 Huh? 422 00:19:20,206 --> 00:19:22,310 Ghosts! 423 00:19:23,724 --> 00:19:26,689 PATRICK AND SPONGEBOB Cowabunga! 424 00:19:26,793 --> 00:19:27,793 Ghosts! 425 00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:30,068 Ghosts! 426 00:19:30,172 --> 00:19:31,551 Ghosts! 427 00:19:31,655 --> 00:19:32,689 Ghosts! 428 00:19:32,793 --> 00:19:33,655 Ghosts! 429 00:19:33,758 --> 00:19:34,793 Toast. 430 00:19:34,896 --> 00:19:36,758 Ghosts! 431 00:19:38,413 --> 00:19:41,068 It's official... we're the greatest pranksters ever. 432 00:19:41,172 --> 00:19:42,862 The whole town thinks we're ghosts. 433 00:19:42,965 --> 00:19:44,517 Yeah. 434 00:19:44,620 --> 00:19:46,827 There's only one guy left to scare, 435 00:19:46,931 --> 00:19:49,689 and we'll have pranked everybody in Bikini Bottom... 436 00:19:49,793 --> 00:19:51,758 Mr. Krabs. 437 00:19:51,862 --> 00:19:54,448 It says he isn't scared of ghosts. 438 00:19:54,551 --> 00:19:57,344 We'll see about that! 439 00:19:59,758 --> 00:20:00,758 Ghosts! 440 00:20:00,827 --> 00:20:01,827 Hah! 441 00:20:01,931 --> 00:20:04,000 I ain't afraid of no ghosts! 442 00:20:04,103 --> 00:20:07,448 Every sailor knows a ghost won't come near a fella 443 00:20:07,551 --> 00:20:10,620 as long as he's wearing his spotted neckerchief... 444 00:20:10,724 --> 00:20:13,103 and his dried-up sea leprechaun. 445 00:20:13,206 --> 00:20:15,137 And a bit of gold never hurt. 446 00:20:15,241 --> 00:20:16,827 But to be on the safe side, 447 00:20:16,931 --> 00:20:19,965 I'm also wearing me pants in a melvin knot, 448 00:20:20,068 --> 00:20:21,965 got me shivering timber brace, 449 00:20:22,068 --> 00:20:26,413 and the hairs on the back of me neck are taped down. 450 00:20:26,517 --> 00:20:30,482 And I'm all wrapped up in a suit of anti-ghost armor. 451 00:20:30,586 --> 00:20:35,034 And if none of this stuff works, I've got me secret weapon... 452 00:20:35,137 --> 00:20:36,620 The specter deflector. 453 00:20:36,724 --> 00:20:39,689 So just try and get me, you ghosts! 454 00:20:39,793 --> 00:20:41,413 Bring it on! 455 00:20:43,655 --> 00:20:46,068 Krabs. 456 00:20:46,172 --> 00:20:49,896 Krabs, we've come to haunt you. 457 00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:51,965 Stay back, I'm well-armed! 458 00:20:55,586 --> 00:20:57,862 I'm warning you. 459 00:21:01,896 --> 00:21:04,241 Ooh! 460 00:21:04,344 --> 00:21:05,758 Boo. 461 00:21:07,620 --> 00:21:10,689 I got to get out of here! 462 00:21:10,793 --> 00:21:14,379 You can't escape, Krabs. 463 00:21:14,482 --> 00:21:16,517 We glued the door shut. 464 00:21:16,620 --> 00:21:18,413 You'll never get me! 465 00:21:20,310 --> 00:21:26,172 Nice try, Krabs, but we replaced all the glass with rubber. 466 00:21:29,448 --> 00:21:34,379 Too late, Krabs, we've already clogged all the toilets. 467 00:21:34,482 --> 00:21:37,517 Please, spirits, leave me be. 468 00:21:37,931 --> 00:21:40,793 We got him good, SpongeBob. 469 00:21:40,896 --> 00:21:43,896 Wait, Patrick, I've got one more idea. 470 00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:46,862 You're going to pay, Krabs. 471 00:21:46,965 --> 00:21:48,517 No, spirits, please! 472 00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:51,000 No! 473 00:21:52,896 --> 00:21:54,379 No! 474 00:21:54,482 --> 00:21:56,793 Don't burn me dollar! 475 00:22:01,896 --> 00:22:06,068 Well, well, well, if it isn't SpongeBob and Patrick. 476 00:22:07,275 --> 00:22:09,517 I know not these names 477 00:22:09,620 --> 00:22:10,896 of which you speak. 478 00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:12,586 Uh, SpongeBob. 479 00:22:12,689 --> 00:22:16,000 SpongeBob, we're visible again. 480 00:22:17,758 --> 00:22:21,689 So you two are the Bikini Bottom ghosts. 481 00:22:21,793 --> 00:22:23,103 We're really sorry, Mr. Krabs. 482 00:22:23,206 --> 00:22:26,206 Please don't chop us up into little pieces and eat them. 483 00:22:26,310 --> 00:22:27,965 Hey, come on, boys, I'm hip. 484 00:22:28,068 --> 00:22:31,413 I pulled my share of pranks when I was your age, 485 00:22:31,517 --> 00:22:32,655 had me some laughs. 486 00:22:32,758 --> 00:22:34,862 That's what we did tonight, right? 487 00:22:34,965 --> 00:22:36,206 We had a good laugh. 488 00:22:36,310 --> 00:22:37,758 Come on, laugh with me. 489 00:22:46,517 --> 00:22:50,793 Uh, any particular reason you boys are naked? 490 00:22:50,896 --> 00:22:53,000 Yeah, the invisible paint stains clothes. 491 00:22:54,206 --> 00:22:55,793 Of course it does. 492 00:22:55,896 --> 00:22:58,793 Well, you two better hurry home before someone sees you nude. 493 00:22:58,896 --> 00:23:01,965 Yeah, I think I'd die of embarrassment if that happened. 494 00:23:02,068 --> 00:23:03,172 Me, too. 495 00:23:03,275 --> 00:23:04,620 No, wouldn't want that, would we? 496 00:23:04,724 --> 00:23:05,758 It's getting late now. 497 00:23:05,862 --> 00:23:07,655 You pranksters better get going. 498 00:23:07,758 --> 00:23:10,620 Mr. Krabs, thanks for being such a good sport. 499 00:23:10,724 --> 00:23:11,758 Don't mention it. 500 00:23:11,862 --> 00:23:14,896 That Mr. Krabs, always looking out for me. 501 00:23:15,000 --> 00:23:15,896 What a guy! 502 00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:16,896 Yeah. 503 00:23:17,000 --> 00:23:19,241 The Krusty Krab presents... 504 00:23:19,344 --> 00:23:22,482 live nude pranksters! 505 00:23:22,586 --> 00:23:25,862 Starring the Bikini Bottom ghosts. 506 00:23:37,068 --> 00:23:38,068 Patrick! 507 00:23:38,172 --> 00:23:39,655 Yeah? 508 00:23:39,758 --> 00:23:42,827 We should have bought the whoopee cushion. 509 00:23:45,758 --> 00:23:48,793 Captioning sponsored by THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION 510 00:23:48,896 --> 00:23:51,137 and NICKELODEON 511 00:24:21,827 --> 00:24:25,206 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org